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"Ganda ng UI, pero asan yung users? Ghost town yarn?"

"Seryoso, batch 2026 na pero yung landing page mo mukhang template na binili sa Envato nung 2018. Ang daming buttons na 'Coming Soon' - pre, MVP ba 'to o listahan ng pangarap?"

Nobody Cares Level87/100
Actual Users3/100
Cringe Density60/100
10x Potential8/100
Series A Delusion94/100

Ang Manifesto

Your barkada said it looked clean.

Your co-founder said it was almost there.

Your mom said she's proud of you.

Lahat sila nagsinungaling.

  • Wala kaming pakialam sa feelings mo. Facts lang.
  • Not vibes. Actual UX and conversion data.
  • Get roasted. Fix it. Ship something people actually use.
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